Give up on the conversation when Tonette says, “See? You’re not over this cheating bit! Now you think that every relationship problem has something to do with someone cheating on someone else!”
Janice, who you know sees the sexual aspect of everything, thinks you must: “Sleep with Miko just once, no strings, just sex. Just to put it behind you. If Bert is really as good as you say he is, sex with Miko won’t mean shit.” Ask where she got that piece of crap from, then order your sixth vodka tonic when she says, “I read it in some scientific magazine. Makes sense to me. You have an open wound and it hurts. The best way to seal it? Pack in twice more pain to numb it out. Douse some alcohol over the wound. Have pure, unadulterated sex with Miko. It’s called closure.” When your drink arrives, douse yourself with it. Hear the ice-cubes go tok-tok on your head. Janice says, “’Tang ina, I didn’t mean that, gaga girl! OK, she’s plastered, party’s over. Time to take her home.”
The next day, Malu, who now works as a sales rep for an in-demand new skincare line, calls you at work to say: “Punyeta siya talaga. Kapal. He has always been, I don’t know, neither here nor there. You know what you should do? Send him a note saying ‘Time off pala ha. I-time out mo na, forever!”
Tell her, “I’m OK with the time off from Bert.” Silence. “Oh. So. What’s the problem?” “Wala naman. I just got emotional. Cynthia’s back at work, she and Miko are getting married soon—” “Punyeta talaga sila! Kapal!” She continues on this thread for about seven more minutes until you cut in to say you actually have to work already. Pam, who is notoriously foul-mouthed and is the reason your mom spends so much time praying, delivers the most sensible advice you’ve heard all week: “’Tang ina, shit, that must hurt. Anyway, puta, time lang ’yan e. E ’tang ina, it’s only been what? A year? May ’tang inang baby pa, e puta talaga ina ng baby, kawawa naman. But, pucha, ate, a little more time and you’ll get used to seeing them both at the office, you’ll fucking forget they hurt you that bad. Besides, Bert’s such a fucking nice guy.” Try to explain that it has nothing to do with Bert even if Pam is on a roll, saying, “If Cholo ever fucking cheats on me, ’tang ina, tanggal bayag niya.”
Start missing Bert. Somehow he’s the one who realizes you don’t want instructions on how to proceed, and that all you really need is a good tight hug.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
something to ponder about!
I just learned that sometimes, you have to forget some good things happen in your life and when you remember those days, you've wasted you'll just laugh and say to yourself, "DAMN! I have wasted that time on someone like that!", where so many people passes my life, those times I thought was special but just a garbage waiting to be thrown out. You can't even blamed yourself, for what happen because it is all your fault. The worst part is you cannot bring back those wasted time in your life, but just ponder about it and laugh about it. So it is good to forget the people involved in that and start a new beginning, sometimes starting new is just as good as taking a nice cold bath in a hot summer day!
enjoy life and never look back!
enjoy life and never look back!
Friday, March 4, 2011
and i quote "I invoke my right, to self-incrimination!"
After watching, the senate hearing 2 days ago, i was amazed on how General Jacinto Ligot, have controlled the senate hearing, just answering this priceless words "I invoke my right, to self-incrimination", and how the investigation go! nadah! hahaha really senator Jinggoy Estrada did not extract a statement, out of this FAT BASTARD! I hope in the next senate hearing these people must answer correctly!
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Manhattan Project Strikes the FILIPINOS!
Last January 25, 2011 the philippines another yet let say a "MANHATTAN PROJECT!" of some sort, a bomb blast on a bus, ending passengers lives and some are let's still thank God, are just injured. Well it is not a good prank or a good thing to do, still the police and the government are still blinded on what is the intentions of the bombing of the bus. I know the people are just taking pre-cautions but please guys don't be paranoid! After the bombing incident i have received news, text messages even e-mail's regarding bomb threats, saying not to go here or there, just stay at home where it safe. Sounds like a non-working holiday being declared, well all can say to my fellow countrymen is just move on, with the issue and take extra pre-cautions and the government PEEPS PLEASE DO YOUR JOB! we are paying taxes. Maybe Dr. Robert Oppenheimer the father of the atomic bomb is still alive living in the Philippines, nah just kidding he's dead.
Everybody have a great day! BOMB VOYAGE!
Friday, January 21, 2011
symphony no.9
One of the music i love the best, created by a great musician Ludwig van Beethoven. Today, if you ask little children, who are the great musicians they will tell you all about justin bieber. Well it just sucks that today's generation forgot about this really good musicians and being tampered by you know what and who.
Black Heart Inertia... Enjoy Incubus...
Going back to my high school days, I started listening to this band... I truly enjoy their kind of music, which brings good music to my ears. from Science to Monuments & Melodies, this band never fail to impress me. Now i am wondering where are they ? create a new album incubus, revive the music you brought to the 90's. for now let's enjoy INCUBUS.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
D-Will or D-Rose?
Deron Williams is the best point guard in the western conference and Derrick Rose is the best point guard in the eastern conference. Well for me they are and the others i know you want CP3 and Rajon Rondo, but these two guys are shifting the game with their awesome plays and bringing the hype to the game.
It's Hot in Here! Must be Summer.
if anyone who visit my blog doesn't know who she is... she is summer glau from the sarah o connors terminator series :) well she is damn hot :)
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Starship Pain Chronicles: Destination MALAYSIA
"Kuala Lumpur". Got a call from Mindwave Solution. Hope I leave the country this year :) Flying my STARSHIP PAIN to MALAYSIA!
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Rose on the Rise
This guy is the new face of the NBA Generation, I am beginnig to be a big fan of derrick rose. I know someday he could bring back chicago to their glory seaons.
VILLAIN on FIRE
Lebron James is really accepting hi VILLAIN role to literally. I don't know if he is thinking of his PUBLIC IMAGE anymore, well NBA STARS like Lebron must be a good example for the kids not acting like arrogant jerks on the floor.Well even though he is an anti-hero on hour comic books Lebron still leads miami heat to the promise land the NBA Finals, I know months from now people specially in cleveland, will accept james' decision, but for God's sakes Lebron be mature and do things nice, maybe people people will just forget all the shit you have done in the past.
BIG BITE at the BIG APPLE
if the rumors will came to reality, this will shock the whole NBA Universe! if the denver's star carmelo anthony will play for the knicks, teaming up with amare stoudemire and raymond felton, they will become a number 1 contender for the NBA CHAMPIONSHIP. Melo will be the best fit for this team, nice rebuilding NEW YORK KNICKS!
Yesterday I Launched STARSHIP PAIN!
Yesterday, January14 2011, I launched "STARSHIP PAIN". It is a wrecked anniversary to my ex-fiancee, it sucks. you know why i call it starship pain? knowing where miles away and there is no way in hell i could fix it. Well someday maybe someday i can fix my starship again, and we could be together again.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
WOOOO!!! BASE JUMPING!!
it's been 4 years since i have tried this gig! now i missing it, a lot! let's go base jumping!!! where is a good base jumping place here in the philippines ?
iWasted!
iWasted my life on someone like you... it has been almost 4 years, but i still see you in my dreams and even when i close my eyes. I try to forget you, still memories keep coming back. Geez! sometimes i wish i could turn back the clock and stop everything, change all the things need to be change because i have wasted 4 years of my life to someone like you.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Karma is a B****! part 2
"KARMA is a B*****!"
Lebron tweeted yesterday about karma being a B****! when LA Lakers Destroyed the Cleveland Cavaliers, looks like karma get back so fast to LBJ, When his Miami Heat lose to the LA Clippers. LBJ what are you saying again karma?
I pay to get a job ???
I was watching the late night news right now! I was pissed off by the news that volunteer nurses are paying SOME hospitals to get a job. Isn't that a little bit of over reacting! Hospital are playing a fool out of this nurses. Ok i had an ex-fiancee who work at the hospital and analyzing a hospital's revenue, it is booming to MILLIONS okay. Noted they had expenses and other mumbo jumbo, but still they are earning a lot! so i think paying them to get a job is OVERKILL!
Mo Williams Busted ?
After LBJ's departure from Cleveland, Mo Williams is thinking of retiring from the Game. Is he thinking of it right now ?
KARMA is a B*****
"Crazy. Karma is a b****.. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!"This is tweeted by the King of SOUTH BEACH, to his former team the Cleveland Cavaliers after being destroyed by the LA Lakers at the staples center.
Well we cannot blame LBJ for being hurt, after the treatment he has from moving to miami and joing bosh and wade, to earn an NBA title. Still there some uprising teams in the NBA Rudy Gay's Memphis Grizzlies, Derrick Rose's Chicago Bulls, Kevin Durant's Oklahoma Thunders, Derron Williams' Utah Jazz and Chris Paul's New Orleans Hornets.We can say that Miami is still a big threat to other teams.
OHH!! let's just where LBJ's Karma will go through this season. BTW they lead the eastern conference.
it is like a video game! set to rookie difficulty
Lakers defeated the Cavaliers in an odd fashion, it is like playing a video game set to rookie difficulty. It was the upset of the season by the lakers to the cavaliers, 7 lakers scored in double digits. That is how to make a statement, better make dan gilbert some nice moves before the trade deadline ends.
Rose #1 in MVP award race
Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose, is now on the top seed of the MVP race after leading his team 25 -12 standing in the Eastern Conference. Rose is averaging 24 points per game this season, leading the bulls as 3rd of the best team in the east. Do the bulls make their run this year or Carlos Boozer and Joakim Noah are enough to carry them to the finals ? is there another piece missing in the puzzle ? we will at the playoffs...
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
NBA stars are jerks?
Consider the possibility that LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony are fairly normal guys.
These young, dumb, rich, arrogant jerks. That's a major theme in how people talk about NBA superstars.
Certainly, there's some truth in there. But what's disturbing to me is that even the evidence is of NBA superstars behaving normally, (maybe even being honest or thoughtful) the rhetoric gets heated, character-centric and derogatory.
Despite the fact that they make millions of dollars people like LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony are not so different from you and me. We all saw it once already with James this summer. He was a free agent. He chose where he wanted to play, like any free agent would (there's no point to free agency, otherwise). He took less money than he could have made elsewhere to play with the players he wanted to play with, even though better markets and maybe even better rosters -- for instance, the Bulls' -- were available. While I recognize the real loss in Cleveland, and while there was the issue of that TV show, I still see nothing in any of that to convince me James is diabolical.
Yet all that made him possibly the most hated athlete in history, at least for a time.
Now everyone gets to play the fun game of wondering about how that wacky Carmelo Anthony's brain works.
The common version of the story is that Anthony's a petulant wannabe star who doesn't defend and, despite some big-name teammates, has soured on his squad for whatever reason and is now raising hell, throwing his weight around like an oversized baby to make sure he gets his way. You could go around the world of NBA media and find all manner of damning insinuations about Anthony over these last few weeks.
A question from "Az" in David Thorpe's chat today: "Is it fair to say Melo doesn't care about winning if he accepts a trade to NJ?"
(Subtext: He's flawed! He's weird! He's demented! I knew it!)
Thorpe's answer: "No."
Or another notion you'll see, likely in the comments of this very blog post: Who's advising him? As in: How could Anthony possibly get have gotten himself in this terrible pickle of being offered $65 million by more than one NBA team, even though he's under contract and collecting a huge paycheck every two weeks? What a moron!
Meanwhile, it seems to me there are some pretty commonsense explanations for just about everything Anthony has done.
Going home
He wants to go home. That's not hard to understand. He is an East coast guy. He lived in Red Hook, Brooklyn, until he was eight, and then Baltimore, a few hours south. He won a national championship at Syracuse. He always wanted to be a Knick. His wife Lala Vasquez is a professional performer who would have a far easier time finding work in New York than Denver. But more than all that, his family is in the Northeast, and seven-and-a-half seasons of Rocky Mountain living has been enough.
Anthony has a son, Kiyan, who is almost four and will be in elementary school before long.
And, of course, don't forget Anthony's sister just died. It's a good time for the Anthony family to circle the wagons.
In almost any other profession, from pop star to banker, someone with Anthony's money would simply move wherever he wanted. The NBA is most odd in that people don't have that freedom. If it were denied to the rest of us, many of us would whine far louder than Anthony has.
Guaranteed money
One argument that Anthony must be loco is that he could simply become a free agent this summer and pick his team like James did. But he is not well positioned to do that.
For one thing, he wants to play in the Northeast, which makes it hard to play the free agency game, in which you have to be ready to triangulate between various offers with threats, real or implicit, to move somewhere like Miami.
Another key point is that what he wants is in sight. He already has the ability to get a big deal from a good owner -- the winning obsessed and wealthy Mikhail Prokhorov -- in the Northeast. If you can get guaranteed money close to home, why bother with the perils of the open market?
Finally, of course, and this is a huge point, free agency in the summer of the NBA's looming lockout could be the one thing to make him look really dumb. To be a superstar you have to workout hard almost year-round. This offseason might be six months long! Who wants to spend six months of those intense Idan Ravin workouts knowing that you're a microfracture surgery or A.C.L. tear from never making another million? He has a $65 million deal on the table. Seems crazy not to work up one of those extend-and-trade deals, especially if he can do so while meeting his other needs.
Now, does that mean the Nets are his dream destination? Would they be yours? I didn't think so. Maybe in a year or two. So, the process drags out a bit, just in case some other interesting suitor comes along.
Not all about the Knicks
"New York is playing well right now. I don't think they're looking at me. They wouldn't want me to come in there and mess what they have up. That's what I've read."
That's what the New York Daily News quotes Anthony saying. Why would he say that mysterious thing? Is it part of some grand chess match? What's he angling for?
A source close to Anthony says the truth is far simpler: Anthony read Amare Stoudemire quoted saying that he didn't want to break up the team, and he respects Stoudemire's wishes.
Trade demands
In the immediate aftermath of The Decision, people had a frightening list of LeBron James' many offenses to human decency. Over time, though, one of the criticisms that has stuck is that he should have notified the team earlier, so that they might have recouped some value for him.
That's exactly what Anthony is doing. Sure, there are those who say Anthony is being a jerk for putting the wheels in motion to get out of Denver. But let's be honest: he has earned the right to make things far tougher on the Nuggets. He hasn't trashed the team, and he hasn't left then high and dry. They're well positioned to demand high value in return.
No, it doesn't fit the mold of a graceful star from another time, who would be happy just to have any NBA uniform and never complain about anything. But that model was flawed from the start, and didn't allow for the reality that the stars have tons of power, and they don't have to be crazy to use it.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Global fears rise over German meat
BERLIN (AFP) – Global fears mounted on Saturday over the safety of German meat due to contaminated animal feed, with South Korea banning pork imports and Slovakia suspending poultry sales.
As the European Union insisted there was no need for a ban, Germany moved to calm the concerns over food safety with test results showing acceptable levels of dioxin, a potentially cancer-causing chemical compound, in poultry and meat.
The European Commission said South Korea had become the first country to suspend imports of German pork and accused Seoul of overreacting.
"It is a decision which is out of proportion as to what is going on in Germany, but we are going to try to talk with the South Koreans to reassure them," said Frederic Vincent, spokesman for European health commissioner John Dalli.
Brussels does not consider there are grounds for declaring a ban on exports of German meat or other products from Germany "because the farms have been closed and farm products which have been delivered are blocked, awaiting analysis," Vincent said.
Slovakia became the first EU country to impose restrictions on German meat, after it suspended sales of poultry meat and eggs while it conducted tests to assess dioxin levels.
"The agriculture ministry has ordered checks in shops and warehouses in response to the discovery of dioxins in certain foods," the Slovak ministry said in a statement.
"Pending the results of laboratory tests, the sale of eggs and poultry imported from Germany will be temporarily suspended," it said.
Russia's agriculture watchdog said it had stepped up controls on food of animal origin from Germany and also from other EU countries although it did not specify which ones fell under the tougher regime.
The watchdog also warned that Russia could ban meat imports if it did not receive official information on the situation.
"The European Union still lacks a system to react urgently to cases that could be dangerous for animals and humans," the watchdog's spokesman Alexei Alexeyenko told the Interfax news agency.
Germany shut down 4,700 farms to check for dangerous levels of dioxin and destroyed more than 100,000 eggs.
By Saturday, around 500 dairy farms had been reopened in Lower Saxony and North Rhine-Westphalia, and more would be reopened through the weekend, Germany's agricultural confederation said in a statement.
The firm at the centre of the crisis, Harles und Jentzsch in the northern state of Schleswig-Holstein, is alleged to have supplied up to 3,000 tonnes of contaminated fatty acids meant only for industrial use to around 25 animal feed makers.
Most of this -- 2,500 tonnes -- was delivered in November and December to animal feed producers in Lower Saxony, where it was used in fodder.
The German agriculture ministry moved to curb fears of contaminated food supplies by announcing that three tests in abattoirs of poultry due to be distributed showed dioxin levels that were "well below the authorised limit".
Six other tests on pork showed dioxin levels were in line with acceptable levels, it said.
Pressure mounted on Harles und Jentzsch, which has been accused of fraud and tax evasion in addition to possibly breaking health regulations.
"Lots of things lead us to think that the company cheated its clients and transformed fatty acids into low-quality feed for livestock," an agriculture ministry spokesman in Lower Saxony told a local newspaper.
The crisis moved swiftly beyond Germany's borders, with some 136,000 eggs from a suspect German farm exported at the beginning of December to the Netherlands and the European Commission saying tainted eggs may also have been imported to Britain.
The Netherlands and Britain have both played down the public health risk.
MONKEY TRAP!
Dominador Liwanag, also known as Tata Kasuy, an Aeta, demonstrates how to make a monkey trap in Pamulaklakin, Subic, Zambales, Sunday, Jan. 9, 2011. Tata Kasuy has taught survival skills in the jungle around the world. Aetas, the only group allowed to hunt and eat jungle monkeys in Subic, are expected to attract more crowds as tourist arrivals in the country increase.
Article Source: manila bulletin
Starship Pain
I have watch the fight between The Miz and John Morrison and damn Morrison's Finishing move the "Starship Pain" is really damn cool! wanna see it click on this link "STARSHIP PAIN". Although the fight did not end well, but what the heck! morrison really did some good stuff there, hope he has another break for the WWE Title.UFC126: Silva vs. Belfort
you guys ready ??? for this ?? who is your pick ? I am going for silva hahaha
You don't wanna mess with this guy!
you don't want to mess with this guy! because he is in top of the food chain, when it comes to MMA bouts! yeah Georges "RUSH" St.Pierre is the man! you don't want to mess with! Topping Anderson Silva in the MMA P4P List!
Brandon Vera's Nose Disaster!
Thiago Silva really did a wrecked on Brandon Vera's face, at UFC 125, Silva literally destroy Vera in their fight, leaving him with a broken nose. I can say is Brandon is getting to old for these kind of crap. Is he going for Shogun ?
Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 12
smart is the new sexy! just watch the big bang theory season4 episode 12, well i can rate the show! 8-10... The Show is all about lenard 's idea of an ipod application which you can just capture the equation using your phone's camera and the application will derived the answer for you. How cool is that ?! well watch the season 4 episode 12 of the big bang theory to know more. ciao
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Don't expect Steve Nash to re-sign with the Suns.
Fiesta ng Quiapo
This is the feast, who have many devotee... People are like figthing over the sacred relic which is the "Black Nazareno". Sometimes this event results to stampede and injured many people sometimes kill them.
I think God will much favor us if we just do this in a manner where no one will get hurt.
now i know, why john lloyd love her...
with Shaina Magdayao at the summit xmas party! now that is awesome
Hand.Interactive XMAS Party with our BOSS!
Here is the gang! Hand.Interactive Family with our Boss Ms. Lisa Gokongwei. she looks so simple but she is RICH!!!
The Miz is another The Rock ?
The Miz, is the current WWE Champion! although i am impressed with how he handled the mic " Manly ", still everytime he walks on the ring, he just remind of The Rock, please Miz don't imitate "The Great One". Create your own Persona?!
PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE
THE PAST DIRK NOWITZKI, THE PRESENT AMARE STOUDEMIRE and THE FUTURE BLAKE GRIFFIN.We all know that dirk is getting old for the sports but he still good with the ball and his team the Dallas Mavericks are one of the ELITE Team in the west, but injury have sidelined Dirk for a while, can 2011 be his promised time for the nba championship ?
The Beast from the EAST! after last year slump of the Knicks at the off-season, they got a big one! out of the desert and that is Amare Stoudemire, leading the knicks this season they are now one of the east must teams! can Amare Bring the gold to the big apple?
Blake who? he is the high rising! air jumping! guy in LA the next big thing that will happen to the NBA, although last season he missed it, this season he just put his name on the marquee but can he put his name on the marquee of the other high flying superstar of the nba !
The Red Defeat the Green!
Derrick Rose just scored 36 points to lead the chicago bulls, past the boston celtics. I think Derrick Rose is the next big thing for the bulls, asides from Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan. Derrick Rose just ended the 4th game winning streak of the boston celtics, Kevin Garnett is still sidelined by his injury. WHAT THE HECK! Celtics is a powerhouse team from starting 5 to bench.
Can Rose lead the herd of the Red Bulls to the NBA Finals ?
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