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Give up on the conversation when Tonette says, “See? You’re not over this cheating bit! Now you think that every relationship problem has something to do with someone cheating on someone else!”

Janice, who you know sees the sexual aspect of everything, thinks you must: “Sleep with Miko just once, no strings, just sex. Just to put it behind you. If Bert is really as good as you say he is, sex with Miko won’t mean shit.” Ask where she got that piece of crap from, then order your sixth vodka tonic when she says, “I read it in some scientific magazine. Makes sense to me. You have an open wound and it hurts. The best way to seal it? Pack in twice more pain to numb it out. Douse some alcohol over the wound. Have pure, unadulterated sex with Miko. It’s called closure.” When your drink arrives, douse yourself with it. Hear the ice-cubes go tok-tok on your head. Janice says, “’Tang ina, I didn’t mean that, gaga girl! OK, she’s plastered, party’s over. Time to take her home.”

The next day, Malu, who now works as a sales rep for an in-demand new skincare line, calls you at work to say: “Punyeta siya talaga. Kapal. He has always been, I don’t know, neither here nor there. You know what you should do? Send him a note saying ‘Time off pala ha. I-time out mo na, forever!”

Tell her, “I’m OK with the time off from Bert.” Silence. “Oh. So. What’s the problem?” “Wala naman. I just got emotional. Cynthia’s back at work, she and Miko are getting married soon—” “Punyeta talaga sila! Kapal!” She continues on this thread for about seven more minutes until you cut in to say you actually have to work already. Pam, who is notoriously foul-mouthed and is the reason your mom spends so much time praying, delivers the most sensible advice you’ve heard all week: “’Tang ina, shit, that must hurt. Anyway, puta, time lang ’yan e. E ’tang ina, it’s only been what? A year? May ’tang inang baby pa, e puta talaga ina ng baby, kawawa naman. But, pucha, ate, a little more time and you’ll get used to seeing them both at the office, you’ll fucking forget they hurt you that bad. Besides, Bert’s such a fucking nice guy.” Try to explain that it has nothing to do with Bert even if Pam is on a roll, saying, “If Cholo ever fucking cheats on me, ’tang ina, tanggal bayag niya.”

Start missing Bert. Somehow he’s the one who realizes you don’t want instructions on how to proceed, and that all you really need is a good tight hug.

something to ponder about!

I just learned that sometimes, you have to forget some good things happen in your life and when you remember those days, you've wasted you'll just laugh and say to yourself, "DAMN! I have wasted that time on someone like that!", where so many people passes my life, those times I thought was special but just a garbage waiting to be thrown out. You can't even blamed yourself, for what happen because it is all your fault. The worst part is you cannot bring back those wasted time in your life, but just ponder about it and laugh about it. So it is good to forget the people involved in that and start a new beginning, sometimes starting new is just as good as taking a nice cold bath in a hot summer day!

enjoy life and never look back!

and i quote "I invoke my right, to self-incrimination!"

After watching, the senate hearing 2 days ago, i was amazed on how General Jacinto Ligot, have controlled the senate hearing, just answering this priceless words "I invoke my right, to self-incrimination", and how the investigation go! nadah! hahaha really senator Jinggoy Estrada did not extract a statement, out of this FAT BASTARD! I hope in the next senate hearing these people must answer correctly!